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"Unwilling to listen or see anything else, you lost yourself in your own world and became incapable of seeing the things around you." -Shimizu Raikou(Nabari no Ou)

Thursday, August 2, 2012

A Comedy: Romeo and Juliet


We all know that Romeo and Juliet is a tragic story. How about giving it twists? Or turn it into a comedy? Hmm. Let’s see. To a person who’s not a comedian, it’s so hard to neither compose nor write a story that could make someone to laugh.

Romeo: Now Tybalt, you can call me “villain” the way you did before. He’s waiting for you to accompany him on way up to heaven.

Tybalt: Fool boy! You’re the one whose gonna be with him.  (Evil grin)

                They fight.

Romeo: Tybalt! You’re gonna die!
Tybalt: No, Romeo. You’re the one who’s going to die.  (Running out of breath)

                ------Because Tybalt is running out of breath. He just now looks a man out of this world, swinging his sword around and around.  Some of their audiences are now laughing at him. So Tybalt thought of stabbing Romeo on his chest, but the thing that happened was he wasn’t able to stabbed Romeo’s chest. Tybalt’s sword just got stacked on Romeo’s armpit.

Romeo: I’m not going to forgive you Tybalt-------you’re gonna pay this.

                Tybalt got stabbed on his side and died. 

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